Sorry in advance, but I just had to.
This wonderful new device is now on the market thanks to our friends in China and their manufacturing prowess. I give you your next darkroom timer. Only $41.64
Vendor Description:
"Genuine Qihe card QH-3A darkroom electronic digital display exposure timer Great Wall film and television monopoly"
I had to look up what DADDISH meant so I searched the Urban Dictionary for the definition: "someone who isn't exactly old but acts/reminds you of your dad. i went on a date, and the guy was a total dud...very daddish"
So, I guess after you are done changing your DADDISH, you press the ALL-PURPOSE BUTTON and your monopoly over television begins???