So I was developing a batch of 8x10 negs in a tray the other night. As you know, the room had to be pitch black. Fine. The darkroom clock I watch when I develop roll film was now invisible. Oops!
I needed someone to watch a clock for me and tell me when to agitate my film and when to stop. Nobody in my house is willing to stand outside of my darkroom door, watch a sweep second hand, and shout "Start", "Agitate" (or "Shake it baby"), or "Stop", while I work feverishly on my film in the dark.
And then my eyes took in my innocent little Samsung Galaxy tablet on the table. You know (I thought), I can make that thing talk on command. What if I wrote an Android app that let me define a set of commands, intervals timing, and total intervals. No problem. Next, make it bark commands at me in a cute female voice on queue. Again, no problem. Ok, but the damn thing has to be in my darkroom with me and radiate no light while the app is running. Again, no problem.
But then, how do I start the timer on the app in the dark with my hands deep in a tray of water pre-soak? Ok, I'll make the app listen to my voice and wait until I speak the appropriate "Now, gosh-darn it, NOW!" command. Again, no problem.
The result: I've created a very simple little app that waits until I tell it to start, and then prompts me via voice to start development, agitate, and stop development. I can even create a list of unique agitation patterns (film/developer combos) to use for different films.
I'll be dogfooding my own app in my darkroom in the next month. Anyone else her on APUG who has an Android device, develops large format film in the dark, and needs an automated talking stopwatch?