Unite indeed - ask not what your Lubitel can do for you, but what you can do for your... Uhm, ok - perhaps too lofty. How about:
The machinery of a Lubitel is oiled with the blood of photographers!
and Eric, you are just a burgoisee opressor! Not only did you abandon the cause, but you profited monetarily from your decision - you sir, are an enemy of progress, and all forward thinking peoples of the Lubitel Proletariat! To the barricades!
Jokes aside (and I do hope Eric sees the intended humour - its all it was, Eric!), I like my Lubitel (and I am aware of its many flaws) and I am glad for the address for fellow sufferers! Good stuff, digiconvert!
Peter.