I think that it is time for a new series of "CAT" films:
Sylvester HS: A fast black and white film for ornithologists.
Tabby Gray MS: A medium speed black and white film that gets gray stripes around the sprocket holes no matter how you agitate it.
Manx 320: A film without documentation so it is short on D-Tails.
Tortoiseshell CN: A color negative film that has backing paper offset to the film for a creative look.
Maine coon Ortho: A black and white film with a very soft contrast and even softer emulsion. This film would be good for the photographer that has a fuzzy concept of what he wants in the photograph.
Cat Pan #1 and Cat Pan #2: A black and white fine art film for large and ultra large format photographers that you can really dig into. And for whole plate shooters, we have you covered. And as an added bonus the empty box can be used for your cats litter box.
All the films would include a 10 cent per box donation to the ASPCA in order to expose photographers to the good things they do.