A patch has crossed my mind...
But, embroidered text has to be a maximum of 1/4" high to be readable, though there are other methods of imprintng on patches these days. It would also have to be designed right to have a general application-sized for hats, shirts, jackets-whatever. A "universal" size and color that would work with the varied (and might I add "sick and twisted"
) minds here... APUG thongs...hmmm "Have you hugged your ape today" slogan might work on those...
I'll look into varied sizes to see if I can do a jacket patch and maybe a smaller one for hats and smaller items. The business card layout would have to be modified to work, as the text would be too small, or the overall patch way too large. The back design of the white and grey tee shirts would be my preference, but again, would have to be fairly large if embroidered to be clean looking. I'll work on it...
I prefer straight embroidery on items, as it looks better, with the exception of jackets and the military beret hat.
I'll still probably run some hats anyway. Thanks again, and Ari...maybe we can wear the thong patch while we "innocently" stone the strolling couples on V-Day...