A Bell and Howell razor (shaver)?
The closest shave I ever had from Bell and Howell was when using their beautifully engineered motion picture foot splicers which, with their ability to shear a finger off if you were not closely attentive, would probably give today's health and safety gang apoplexy.
Not to forget their indestructable Filmo cameras and 16mm projectors, both of which were a little safer (who says that film editors crave comfort and safety, compared to cameramen?)
Regards - Ross