"If you meet the buddha on the road, kill him!"
Man, I'm tellin' ya, I've had to put down so many buddhists. Didn't anybody tell these idiot's I'd be packing? Makes me feel empathetic with
Afro Samurai. And these guys reincarnate. But they just don't learn the first time around. Nope, everybody's gotta take a whack at good ol' sack-and-stick priest. I set up my 8x10 sack on my three-legged stick, and you know what? Idiot comes out of the woodwork like clockwork. No enlightenment. By the time I enlighten the jerk, he's in Nirvana and reincarnating again. Round and round. Stupid dogma gets run over by my karma. No, wait, that's actually 4x4 truckma. Truckma is better than karma, and then somebody wants me to help them move their apartmentma.
It ain't easy being flash enlightened and self-developing.