Yes ... you can laugh, but ...
I used to put 35 film, straight out of the tank, still on the spiral, in a laundry centrifuge and give it a short but good whirl.
Never had film fly out of the spiral, though i guess it could have happened.
So don't try this at home and come blame me when it goes horribly wrong!
Worked for me though.
The film always came out clean and without spots.
When in a hurry, i used to hang it horizontally (that is: still 'on end', but clamped at several points along the upper perforation) after the centrifuge, and it would be dry in no time too.
(All in past tense, because i don't use 35 mm film anymore. Wouldn't dare put a spiral loaded with roll film in a centrifuge, for it certainly would fly out.)