You don't need a darkroom, only a dark bag (changing bag). Put film, reels and tank inside the bag; load the film on the reel; put the reel inside the tank; close the lid and you're good to go — open the bag and work normally under room light.
Use whatever clock as a timer. Pouring in and out is easy enough and you'll get better and better with time. Agitation is easy to learn too. I find it all easier (and safer) than frying an egg.
Cheap kitchen plastic graduates are precise enough for diluting photo chemistry — you don't need lab glassware. Just don't ever use them in kitchen again after using for chemistry.
Forget about monobath. Even in the coldest days, you'll take no more than 20 minutes to go through the whole process (dev, stop and fix). If using a larger tank, you can develop more than one roll at a time and save some. Washing will take some time, but if you do it with running water, just go do something else in the meantime!
If you get an extra tank and reels, you can develop another batch while the first one is washing.
Cheers,
Flavio