LOL! My cell phone has apps, because if I spent $400 to use it as a phone as much as I use it as a phone, you would seriously have to question my intelligence! But now if you need to know what there is to shoot in Tonopah, I can bring that right up for you on Flickr...even standing under a dark cloth at Furnace Creek.
You're not alone. Same here, simple LG phone, no cam and though you can text with it, it must be done through dual use of the phone key pad. Needless to say that's not very efficient so I don't text either.
I go through about 100' of Tri-X a month, so that's 12 tins per year. I use D-76 sometimes, but recently more HC-110. Sorry Kodak, HC-110 lasts forever!
If Kodak made B&W paper I'd use it. I'm using Fuji now, probably on to Ilford next.