Well, I've finally settled on an alternative process to try, and I've decided to begin playing with salted paper. I picked up some silver nitrate from B&H when I was there last night, and I have some chemical grade sodium chloride.
I mixed up a 10% silver nitrate solution, and a 3%-ish salt solution, and coated them onto paper when I got home.
The paper, which is some drawing paper that I had, is obviously an issue, as it darkened to a light tan as the silver nitrate coat dried, and curled when it got wet.
I did, however, get some results. I printed a high contrast negative from the computer, on transparency film, and exposed it and the paper under a fluorescent light (which is the best thing i had at the moment) for about 25 minutes. I didn't fix the print.
The result was a very nice dark brown, though the image was underexposed, and quite in contrast. The underexposure, I'm sure, contributed to this.
I'm going to pick up some paper tomorrow, and hopefully get a successful print in the sun.
Now just to find a suitable paper ...