Chilli soup out of the fridge is hotcold. Pretty sure all would agree with that, so your simile does not pass muster.
I have no issue with "orthopanchromatic", and I would guess that the majority of B&W shooters don't, either, as it is simply an evocative term - it conveys roughly what the film does in one word. You could wax lyrical for ages to convey the same notion, but, before you know it, everyone has walked away, bored, to get more claret and canapés and you're left talking to yourself. Ah, the lonely domain of the priggishly correct...
Maybe you should consider going from an orthodox acceptance of the term to a more orthopandox acceptance?