7. "See the photographs." Yes, 2 of the camera still in the case, and 7 close-ups of the nasty old case. Even the most ignorant non-photography seller surely knows that a crappy case is of no value and the buyer wants to see if the camera is intact. Well, maybe not.....
Indeed, it is a dilemma. Some thoughts:Years ago, I was an active ebay seller and occasional buyer. Generally, I had good luck in both roles, but left when a paypal account became a requirement. I realize the ebay fees are high and it seems to have become a dealer's marketplace, but I see few options. Suggestions are welcome.....
Well, good portion of these sellers (and I'd venture to say majority of them) are crooks who do these descriptions while knowing exactly what the problem is. The difference for them is, that have they been honest the asking price would have to be half or less, so they take a chance on buyers who either fall for it or are hopeful things are OK or still not as bad for the price (I have done this myself and so far relative success given the number of purchases I have made, but still guilty of supporting this garbage style of selling). Many times though the price is worth taking a chance, especially in the days when some sellers do think they have a piece of "culty" gold while selling a common and substantially cheaper widely available item.That is a horror. But possibly you should rename your thread to "Ebay idiot sellers." Some of these observations have been listed in an old thread titled "untested."
https://www.photrio.com/forum/threads/ebay-lingo-untested.160004/
Here is some of the bizarre vocabulary I have encountered from ePrey camera sellers:
1. Excellent condition (but has been listed as for parts or repair). Well, if "excellent," does it work?
2. "I know nothing about cameras." Why do sellers even write an inane sentence like that? So that a buyer will be sympathetic? How utterly queer.
3. Sorry, I can't wind the lever and click the button because it is sold as shown in the photographs.
4. The photographs make part of the description. Well, duuuh.....
5. Excellent condition but I don't have a battery to check if the meter does anything at all. (And am to f**king lazy or cheap to buy a button cell at the grocery store.) Many of these sellers are even too lazy or stupid to open the battery compartment cap and look inside.
6. My dad/uncle/cousin took great care of his cameras - yes, 30 years ago, and the camera was stored in a humid garage since then.
7. "See the photographs." Yes, 2 of the camera still in the case, and 7 close-ups of the nasty old case. Even the most ignorant non-photography seller surely knows that a crappy case is of no value and the buyer wants to see if the camera is intact. Well, maybe not.....
8. "Clean for its age." OK, and you were too lazy to take an alcohol swab and clean the schmutz and crap from the camera before you took some pictures??
9. "Rare." Um, no, if you spent two minutes with a search, you would see another 65 for sale right now.
10. Selling for parts. Meaning, I will not stand behind the item and really don't care if it works or not.
You should add too your list :That is a horror. But possibly you should rename your thread to "Ebay idiot sellers." Some of these observations have been listed in an old thread titled "untested."
https://www.photrio.com/forum/threads/ebay-lingo-untested.160004/
Here is some of the bizarre vocabulary I have encountered from ePrey camera sellers:
1. Excellent condition (but has been listed as for parts or repair). Well, if "excellent," does it work?
2. "I know nothing about cameras." Why do sellers even write an inane sentence like that? So that a buyer will be sympathetic? How utterly queer.
3. Sorry, I can't wind the lever and click the button because it is sold as shown in the photographs.
4. The photographs make part of the description. Well, duuuh.....
5. Excellent condition but I don't have a battery to check if the meter does anything at all. (And am to f**king lazy or cheap to buy a button cell at the grocery store.) Many of these sellers are even too lazy or stupid to open the battery compartment cap and look inside.
6. My dad/uncle/cousin took great care of his cameras - yes, 30 years ago, and the camera was stored in a humid garage since then.
7. "See the photographs." Yes, 2 of the camera still in the case, and 7 close-ups of the nasty old case. Even the most ignorant non-photography seller surely knows that a crappy case is of no value and the buyer wants to see if the camera is intact. Well, maybe not.....
8. "Clean for its age." OK, and you were too lazy to take an alcohol swab and clean the schmutz and crap from the camera before you took some pictures??
9. "Rare." Um, no, if you spent two minutes with a search, you would see another 65 for sale right now.
10. Selling for parts. Meaning, I will not stand behind the item and really don't care if it works or not.
Unfortunately you are largely generalizing. I've bought many cameras so described, granted - price was worth a try, and absolutely most of them either worked fine, or had problems that actually did confirm "seller had no idea about cameras". The latter mostly applied to electronic shutters that a good enough battery to power it up, some needed a quick check in user manual to unlock stuck advance/shutter release. So while sometimes you would be right, a lot of times it is not as simple.Translation for common e-bay terms for camera sales;
Term; /Translation;
"I don't know anything about cameras." / It's broken.
"Worked last time I used it." / It's broken. (the last time they used it was 1981)
"Due to age, sold as is." / It's broken. (but I still want a 'like new and working' price for it)
"Needs a little cleaning." / It'd broken. (and, smells like mold and cigarette smoke)
"Selling for a friend." /It's broken. (and, I already kept all the good stuff, this is the trash)
"guaranteed returns." /It's broken. (and if you believe that I have a great deal on a bridge in Brooklyn)
etc.
Agree. In critical purchases where price is actually on higher side, pointed questions to seller are needed, replies judged by response time and relevance to questions asked. If response is not coming, it is likely already answered.I have split sympathies here; the seller should disclose all they know (which can legitimately be nothing), but the buyer shouldn't be such an idiot to think they are getting a pristine, fully functional 50 year old camera or lens unless the auction specifically says it IS so.
Even well established dealers and knowledgeable sellers on the 'Bay have restored to using "as is" or "untested" in order to insulate themselves from unrealistic consumers.
People who purchase a 50+ year old camera should have enough common sense to ask a few questions, closely examine the photos and weigh the risks while considering the price.
If you bid on a camera that simply says "used" or "vintage" or "not tested" and the listing says "no returns", then you are gambling that the camera works, can be economically repaired or is a display unit worth simply putting on a shelf.
eMoron said:Lens is in nice condition with minor wear on the body.
eMoron said:It does have some damage to the filter thread - see photos.
Thank goodness for that! At least when someone tears a chunk out of one of their fingers, at least they can take some comfort in the fact that they can still use a filter. Anything else?eMoron said:It is still possible to mount a filter on the front.
So it's not in 'Nice condition' then, is it? You complete cretin!eMoron said:Aperture ring moves fine but the blades are occasionally a bit sticky and don't contract fully. I can't see any oil on the blades themselves though.
There is what looks like fungus under the front lens
1. Excellent condition (but has been listed as for parts or repair). Well, if "excellent," does it work?
2. "I know nothing about cameras." Why do sellers even write an inane sentence like that? So that a buyer will be sympathetic? How utterly queer.
3. Sorry, I can't wind the lever and click the button because it is sold as shown in the photographs.
4. The photographs make part of the description. Well, duuuh.....
5. Excellent condition but I don't have a battery to check if the meter does anything at all. (And am to f**king lazy or cheap to buy a button cell at the grocery store.) Many of these sellers are even too lazy or stupid to open the battery compartment cap and look inside.
6. My dad/uncle/cousin took great care of his cameras - yes, 30 years ago, and the camera was stored in a humid garage since then.
7. "See the photographs." Yes, 2 of the camera still in the case, and 7 close-ups of the nasty old case. Even the most ignorant non-photography seller surely knows that a crappy case is of no value and the buyer wants to see if the camera is intact. Well, maybe not.....
8. "Clean for its age." OK, and you were too lazy to take an alcohol swab and clean the schmutz and crap from the camera before you took some pictures??
9. "Rare." Um, no, if you spent two minutes with a search, you would see another 65 for sale right now.
10. Selling for parts. Meaning, I will not stand behind the item and really don't care if it works or not.
Translation for common e-bay terms for camera sales;
Term; /Translation;
"I don't know anything about cameras." / It's broken.
"Worked last time I used it." / It's broken. (the last time they used it was 1981)
"Due to age, sold as is." / It's broken. (but I still want a 'like new and working' price for it)
"Needs a little cleaning." / It'd broken. (and, smells like mold and cigarette smoke)
"Selling for a friend." /It's broken. (and, I already kept all the good stuff, this is the trash)
"guaranteed returns." /It's broken. (and if you believe that I have a great deal on a bridge in Brooklyn)
etc.
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