Rant understood. Red Hat established a pattern that Debian followed, and since Ubuntu is based on Debian, they've followed as well-- "stable" means "slow to update", and dependencies have never been handled well by Unix, Linux or Windows (or OS/2, if you want to go there).
I switched over to a distro called Manjaro some time ago-- it's based on Arch, which is a great linux distro, but since they emphasize "choice", they don't want to crimp your style by providing things like an "installer"-- for Arch, you boot from a disk, and manually partition your system, and install your choice of packages. That's a bit too... unstructured... for me. You're expected to be a competent linux admin (which I am), but things can occasionally break unexpectedly.
Manjaro takes the excellent distro, and wraps it in a user-friendly installer, and pushed out "curated" updates on a regular basis-- to everything. It's what's called a "rolling release"-- I haven't done an official upgrade since I installed this system 3 years ago, but that was version 17, and I'm now running version 20 with newer kernel, drivers, packages, etc.. If you're linux savvy, it's not a bad choice. It's not exactly designed for linux novices, though.