Comedy of errors

Vonder

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Put an exposed roll of Kodak 400UC through the wash.

Decided to develop with B&W chemicals

Tried to load it on a bent metal reel. Dumb idea. Exit "dark" room to get other tank.

Get film loaded onto Paterson reel, realize TANK is outside the room.

Hide film under dark green shirt. Go get tank.

Develop.

Yuck. I will need all my scanning and photoshop skills here. Pray for me. Pray for my brain. Tell it to return.
 

Poco

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We've all had days like that. My favorite bit of darkroom slapstick involved yanking the end of a 35mm cassette off so hard that I launched the roll across the dark room to land, plunk, inside the prepared stop bath. Fished it out, stumbled across to the sink to quickly rinse it off, forgetting I'd last used hot to bring the chems to temp and scalded my hand. Reflexively jerked my hand out, again threatening to launch the roll someplace, but managed to catch the very end so it only unspooled to flap against my dog hair covered jeans, etc... It was a mess.
 

Thanasis

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Maris

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Years ago I worked as a junior darkroom assistant in the back of a camera store in Brisbane. The proprietor sold Leicas but most of his money came from selling film. He had a scheme of buying Ektachrome in 400 foot rolls and getting darkroom junior (me) to cut 5 foot 3 inch lengths and load empty 35mm cassettes. Everything was done manually with cassette bodies, cores, ends, film tape, scissors, and a bench top with a measuring nail all laid out exactly. Then I made a big mistake.

About 20 minutes before closing time I dropped a naked 400 foot roll and it clockspringed into huge tangled festoon of film loops about a yard across. In pitch blackness I could not find the end to try to respool it. The stuff was worth hundreds of dollars , the store was closing, I had to open the darkroom door, I had to leave. I was dead. Or was there a way out?

The garbage bags, of course! Gathering up armfuls of film loops I managed to stuff the whole lot into a huge black plastic garbage bag. That bag went into another bag, into another bag, and so on until the mess was light tight. At closing time the boss opened the darkroom and saw everything in order. He didn't look behind the door.

The next day I got the film tangle out of the bags and just started cutting 36 exposure lengths from any loop I could grab. By lunch time it had all been loaded and labelled. The several short left over ends were easy to hide. I walked out of the darkroom sweating but smooth faced.

That film had been kinked, stepped on, scratched, buckled, and abused. Hundreds of transparencies came out of that unfortunate roll, mainly from Leica users, but there was not one single complaint. Amazing
 
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