I decided to start an analogue blog.
Every morning, with my coffee, I walk in the street and tell the people what I think of the weather, why I didn't have more time to blog recently, how politics are all gone wrong, and why they should buy more organic food (the things you DIDN'T know!)
Lately, I started to carry a portable TV so I can show amusing clips. Hey, there's that one with a dog that has a hat, it's so funny.
With all the attention I've been getting, I decided to get more bandwidth, so I tried carrying a snare drum with me before each post, but I lost people when I stopped drumming. So instead, I bought a megaphone, and now I've increased my audience count to about a dozen more.
I post photos every once in a while, but I can only do so at night because I use slide film. And the projector is heavy. I tried instead to have music postings, so my Sousaphone-playing buddy occasionally walks with me and plays music to match the mood I'm in.
People have accused me of making a covert filesharing activity, but that's just plain false! I only have a copy of everything because it's the analogue world: when I share it, I need to have it back!
Anyway, it's licensed under Creative Commons, so when you see me on the street, you can appropriate me without asking my permission, as long as it's not for commercial purposes. I don't want to end up in a beer ad without knowing about it.
PS: my sole attempt at blogging so far has been
http://zygmund-oustrefloski.blogspot.com/