Just an update. I bought this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/361402980310 for a whopping $25 including shipping.
It is perfect! The body with the 80mm/55mm fits perfectly in the padded area, and then I can fit 3 more lenses; 2 on on side, and one on the other. Where the single lens is, I have my light meter (Sekonic L-408), but a flash (285HV) would fit just fine as well. Lots of large pockets for film and other stuff, and it doesn't look like a camera bag or a purse (IMO). The canvas seems durable, and the strap is wide enough to be comfortable.
For $25 I'm a very happy camper... but my 15 year old style-conscientious daughter just told me she thinks it's ugly.
Here are some pics