
"...the longtitudinal axis further being substantially perpendicular to a surface..."
Wow.
I've read a lot of patents that made no sense (and not many that do), and always presumed that the reason they made nonsense was because they were online-translated from Japanese.
But when I did my Engineering degree (or even back at highschool), we learnt what Perpendicular meant. As far as I recall, perpendicularity is absolute, either it is or it isn't. I've never heard of something being "substantially" perpendicular, more perpendicular than the other perpendicular things...
I've shot in the Amazon studio, it's a lot like many other large volume set ups, shooting with an even light as consistently as possible.
I bucked the rules, went out on a limb at used f8.

Ugh its ridiculous, can you even imagine what other patents may be submitted if this goes through?

The patent office issued a patent for an artificial stick (although I think this was later invalidated.)
Many patents---including this one, I think---are never intended for litigation; they're for intimidation value, for building what in the business is called a "thicket" for defensive purposes (even a bad patent costs money to argue against, and if there are enough patents, it's an expensive pain just to sort through them for quality; cheaper and easier to settle on a licensing agreement), and frankly, sometimes they happen because no one has the nerve to tell some egotistical senior manager "your patent is stupid".
But still such a patent has to be approved of by the respective national authority.
My take on this is that the patent registry in the US is essentially a notice registry, much like our Personal Property Security registry here in BC.
The patent registry officials evaluate the patent claim mostly on whether the form of the claim meets their requirements, not whether the substance of the claim validly constitutes something that is patentable.
My personal favorite patent is the famous "Method of Exercising a Cat" (US 5,443,036). It's expired now, so you can exercise your cat without legal concerns!
Many patents---including this one, I think---are never intended for litigation; they're for intimidation value, for building what in the business is called a "thicket" for defensive purposes (even a bad patent costs money to argue against, and if there are enough patents, it's an expensive pain just to sort through them for quality; cheaper and easier to settle on a licensing agreement), and frankly, sometimes they happen because no one has the nerve to tell some egotistical senior manager "your patent is stupid".
I don't know a lot about the online retail world, but it seems like there are ongoing low-level knife fights about various business-method and presentation-method patents, and this one kind of looks like it's a thicket-builder for use in those internecine battles.
-NT
That patent was particularly sneaky because the first two major claims were extremely specific, and the subclaims of claim 2 even more so. Then, after all that drivel, out pops claim 25 which patents everything and its grandma. The patent examiner may well have fallen asleep a few claims before, there is no other explanation how this could slip through.There's quite a lot of variation between different patent examinations; sometimes the examiner really digs in their heels and makes the applicant argue for inventiveness, and sometimes they, well, don't.
From what I understand the point of patents is to encourage innovation. At least the rhetoric is.
I would much rather live in a patent-less world then.
I will definitely vote with my wallet in such cases.
Why doesnt the patent office outsource at least the fact checking or have professionals give their opinions on such things?
Wouldnt that be a good thing to CYA?
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