Turtle caber tossing

A few of my friends were sitting around and started to make comments about what they thought the turtles were saying to each other. We had a good laugh for almost half an hour with the different captions people attributed to the turtles. Please feel free to add your own.....

Turtle on the right :Are you sure we're supposed to eat this much fibre?
Turtle on the left: I'm still horking up the last few mouthfuls...

So, tell me, do you come here often?

George

Does my butt look big on this log?

"Man, this log rolling sport is alot funner when we just sit here and sun bathe."

"Do you think you could close the blinds sometimes.....I can see EVERYTHING!"

"My one's longer than yours."