When Gordon The Golfball Came For A Visit -
A Day In The Spotlight -
Words by Khaetidawne and Brendan Quirk -
See the first comment below for the image text, and the first posting (Sonatas III-1) on 11/4/2019 for the series introduction.
He looked up at me and asked, "Where's your hospitality?
It's hellishly cold and snowing out!!! Turn the heat up for me!!!
The warmest place in here is where I need to be!"
I set him on the heater, and I turned it up fast.
It was under the window, he said, "Man! I'm in a draft!
I should have just hitched a ride in your sack!"
I said, "You mean my golf bag?", then prepared for his attack -
"I rolled all the way here bare-foot and bare-assed!"