If ever increasing levels of pain transcend into ever more lyrical images, I simply can't imagine how beautiful a photograph you'll take five minutes after dislocating your groin.
Murray, your comment made me nearly choke with laughter on my breakfast cereal...!
After my shoulder dislocated, I popped it back into the socket, took some painkillers back at the car, went for a brilliant chippy here http://www.therealfoodcafe.com/
and drove back home to Edinburgh. Was very sore by the time I got there, but it's amazing what Talisker 18 year old malt whisky can fix...!