I think the elves are a little creepy. Like you take them home, leave them in the garage but wake up in the middle of the night and they're standing at the foot of your bed knd of creepy.
Gustavo. Especially when, after being introduced to the TV audience by the bunny, you find you are about to be shot down a hole in a capsule and then hacked to pieces by various characters one of whom looks like Genghis Khan. The new form of state execution with better audiences than Christians v lions
Of course you could profit from the experience and end up as Governor of California.