You have to answer three questions before you cross this bridge:
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is your favourite colour? [or] What is the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
You silly Knigots....your daddy was a hamster and your mommy smelt of edlerberries, I fart in your general direction, now go away or I will taunt you again a second time...
Literary allusions aside for a moment - this is really a very well conceived and executed image. The placement of the bridge, with the darkness at the far end work wonderfully.
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts