Donald:
I've thought seriously of running for office but decided that I couldn't stand the bullshit campaigning, pretending to like the great unwashed, kissing babies, debating fools etc. so it figured, I'd just have a coup d'etat, and cut out all the travel and expense.
I would start out naturally as a benevolent dictator, and hire you as my spiritual advisor so I wouldn't turn on everyone and become a tyrant.
However there would obviously be people that would need to be photoshopped away. (or as we'd call it - photochopped).
Some people are a complete waste of DNA and are taking up valuable space. Obviously, they would have to go.
Let me know your availability. I'm planning on the perhaps sometime during the summer after I return from Hawaii. I fell that a person should not overthrow the government unless they have a good tan.
Naturally for you, there would be health insurance, a good dental plan and a hefty salary. As well, I would allow you plenty of time for photography.
Whenever I got off track you could simply email your pearls of wisdom and everything would be fine.
In the future please address all correspondence to YOUR BENEVOLENCE....
Thanks in advance
Michael