Sean,
Thanks for the effort...
I was wondering, would it be possible to eliminate the bots by making everyone go through a hompeage where the access is granted through an encoded password like those used when people are registering an ID on some places (you know, the code is a graphic with fuzzy lines and other junk so a computer can't automatically read the file)?
Then, you change the access on a semi-random pattern, with semi-random codes. Once you enter the code, it updates your cookie, giving you access to the entirety of the site. The next time you try to enter, the code won't be up to date, and you'll have to manually enter a new code. If the code changes while someone is browsing, it'll pop up the access page when they try to load a new page after the code change. Manually enter the new code, and you're on your way.
I'm not a programmer, so tell me how stupid of an idea that is.
---Michael